Anonymous
Wow u r quite sexi u should leave ur girl frand and hav mi bbs

ok ya let’s do it

now dat’s love. 

williamdarcystie:

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

THIS HAAAAS TO BE ON PURPOSE, OMG.

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rad1calcunt:

OH MY GOD FDSGJKBRNFJKGRBSGJKSR

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theclearlydope:

This sends a clear message Jonathan … your parents want you gone.

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laughingsquid:

New York Times Interview with Louis C. K.

“I’ve got maybe 10 years to ladle the butter into a jar for my kids and then die,” he said over a recent breakfast in the West Village.

Side note: He has some great stuff in this Howard Stern interview about his creative process.

That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

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calantheandthenightingale:

“Does it hurt?” asked the Rabbit.

“Sometimes,” said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful.  “When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.”

“Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,” he asked, “or bit by bit?”

“It doesn’t happen all at once,” said the Skin Horse.  “You become.  It takes a long time.  That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept.  Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby.  But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

— from The Velveteen Rabbit (or How Toys Become Real) by Margery Williams, 1922

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